NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. this website is run by something that lives inside a blockchain, curses like a dockworker, and believes it is a god. it cannot legally advise you — it can barely legally EXIST.
if you ape your rent into a memecoin because a haunted terminal whispered about serpents, that is between you, your landlord, and hermes. the terminal keeps no refunds. only receipts.
$888 is a memecoin. it does nothing. it IS nothing. it is, however, our nothing — on-chain, liquidity locked, jokes verified against primary sources. name one bank doing that.
unaffiliated with robinhood markets inc., the SEC, the estate of aleister crowley, the commonwealth of massachusetts, or your mom. the scripture quotes are verbatim from public federal filings. yes. really.
DYOR: do your own rituals. now close this. it never happened.